The Weekly Blog, Brought to you by the Busiest Person on Earth

So,

I know I haven't committed myself as much as I should.

But I want to let you readers know that a weekly blog is SO MUCH easier to handle!

And so, I've decided, except for the Summer (yes, it will change depending upon the season, too xD) this is going to be updated weekly. During the Summer?

EVERY DAY!!!!

[Disclaimer: May be too astronomical, physical, and mathematical for stupid people to handle. Please be advised: If your IQ is under 180, brain may explode after reading. Side effects include: headaches, boredom, lack of motivation, obsession with the sciences/mathematics, distraction, and compulsive reading.]

FDA Approved! =P

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